Category: GRAMMAR PULIS

I am very much in love with words – reading them, writing them, discovering and trying out new ones. I am most enthralled by the power of words – to move hearts, to change minds, to impact the world. This video illustrates the power of using words embedded in letters to change the world.

And now for the pronunciation drill for V and B.

B-V
base-vase
bane-vain
boat-vote
berry-very
bile-vile
beam-vim
bent-vent
ban-van
bind-vine
bet-vet
bat-vat
boy-void
bins-Vince
ban-van
burse-verse
bend-vend

Enjoy practicing!

A Ba Ka Da E Ga Ha- That’s the Filipino alphabet I grew up with. I know that this has now evolved into a new alphabet that looks so much like the English one. But, I suppose a whole lot of Filipinos learned the alphabet without an F. And that makes it undestandable when people say pour instead of four, pamily pirst instead of family first. I get it. F is hard to pronounce.

What boggles my mind and offends my ears is hearing people use the f sound for words that are spelled with a p. It’s ferpectly understandable the other way around, but how did that uncalled for F come about? Flease fass the rice , black feffer, tof 10.

Now, here’s my constructive suggestion.

Fractice, erm practice, practice, practice.

If you get your f’s and p’s mixed up, you can practice pronouncing these pairs of words.

F – P
feel – peel
four – pour
fine – pine
foot – put
fork – pork
fast – past
fart – part
fare – pare
fat – pat
fail – pail
far – par
fore – pore
faint – paint
fool – pool
fit – pit
face – pace
few – pew
fan – pan
fad – pad
fashion – passion

Read them twice daily at first until you get them right. Then, do it weekly. Make sure you apply them in your conversations. Eventually you won’t need to practice that frequently; just do refresher drills when you think you’re reverting back to your old ways. If you have a friend whom you can trust in pronunciation, let her listen to you. Be open to suggestions, and don’t take it personally if your friend snickers sometimes. In time, you will learn to pronounce your f’s and p’s perfectly.

One of the first things we learn in using the English language is how to make plural nouns. The general rule is to add an s at the end of the word. For example, chair becomes chairs and table becomes tables. Because life is not simple, there are always exceptions and variations to this general rule. For example, life becomes lives, mouse becomes mice, city become cities, and child becomes children. But I have a strong, well-founded suspicion that you all know that.

So today’s lesson starts here:

There are certain words that do not need the s to be converted to their plural form. In fact, they remain exactly as they are as when they are singular nouns.

These are some examples:

* equipment
* furniture
* jewelry
* advice
* stationery
* luggage
* stuff
* feedback
* hair

For example, you don’t say, “I love your hairs.” Even if the person has very thick, lustrous hair, you still say hair, not hairs. 

Let’s use the above words in sentences:.

* The delivery men hauled a truckload of equipment into the new office building.
* We had the furniture for the CEO’s office custom made.
* The tenants were advised to insure their jewelry.
* Through the years, my mentor has given me much advice about personal finance.
* We ordered stationery for the new office assistant.

There are certain words to which it is acceptable to add s, but you have to watch out for the context in which you use them.

For example, I hear people say, “Don’t use jargons.” Now, dictionary.com would say that jargons is an acceptable plural form. (Spellcheck, however, puts a red zigzag line underneath it.) Generally, though, jargon without an s is sufficient.

One definition of the word jargon is: the language, esp. the vocabulary, peculiar to a particular trade, profession, or group: medical jargon.

It refers to a body of terms used by a specific group of people. So it wouldn’t be correct to say, “Avoid using technical jargons.” It’s like saying, “I need to widen my vocabularies.” In some rare cases, perhaps, jargons may be acceptable when one says, “Different kinds of jargons are used in different kinds of arts – music jargon, photography jargon, theater jargon.”

The same situation holds true for the word behavior. I’ve heard somebody say, “I don’t like his behaviors. He’s always rude and irresponsible.” Now, even though this spiteful fellow has been doing rude and irresponsible acts for years, it’s still better to say, “I don’t like his behavior.” Behavior refers to the aggregate responses to internal and external stimuli. Again, there are times when adding an s to the end of the word behavior might be acceptable, like when you’re talking about the behaviors of different cultures with regards to public display of affection.

I guess I have belabored the point well enough. For the words jargon and behavior, it will depend on context. But for equipment, jewelry, and the rest of the list above, it is best to spare the s. When in doubt, consult a reliable and recent dictionary. 

If everybody would just use the plural forms of these nouns properly, we could save the world one s at a time. Think of all the ink and trees we will save. And if you think of those grammar nazis who cringe and have their blood pressure shoot up whenever they hear the words advices and furnitures, maybe doing this will be our little way of contributing to world peace.

Sources: Chicago Manual of Style 15th Edition, Watch Your English by Dr. Dups, www.dictionary.com

FILIPINISMS: Language Felonies Pinoy Style is a category for those peculiar ways Filipinos use the English language. Here’s one of them.

The Ocular Inspection

How many times have you heard this term? It’s also sometimes phrased as Ocular Visit. We’ve heard it so many times that it has started to sound right. But, think about it – what does ocular mean?

Ocular refers to the eye. Visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ocular to verify. So when your HR Coordinator says he’s going to a junket er uhm ocular visit to some resort your company is considering as a venue for the summer outing, you better tell him to leave his ears, tongue, nose, and epidermis in the office. He’s not going to need those. Because he’s only going for an ocular visit. He can only look. He cannot smell, touch, or hear. And a taste test of the resort’s cuisine would also not be possible. Because it’s only an OCULAR visit.

I don’t know when, where, how, or why this term started being used and how it became popular. And we don’t have to maim or poke the eyes of the person who started it all. But we can stop using this rather silly term and say instead, “We, (meaning you and the cute office practicumer – another Filipinism) are going to take the day off from our boring desk jobs to visit Ragged Rock Resort to check out the place for our company outing.” That means you don’t have to leave your other sense organs on your desk.

And your boss will say, “Ah magoocular kayo. Wear sunblock!”

Image borrowed without permission from: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/64/Ocular_Marek%27s_disease.jpg

The Usual Suspects: Grammar Errors that Murder the English Language and Your Reputation 

This will be a category for blog entries that tackle the usual grammatical errors I spot on my students’ papers, colleagues’ email, friends’ messages, wall signages, and other surfaces where typos and language lapses lurk.

Lesson One: Spelling Tricky Pronouns

Let’s start with the basics. Let’s talk about the your/you’re, their/they’re, its/it’s conundrum. It remains a mystery why even after years of using the English language, we still can’t get these right. Fortunately, we can get away with it when we are speaking. Your is pronounced like you’re. Their is also a homonym of they’re. And its sounds exactly like it’s. The problem becomes obvious when these words are written. Spellchecker might not be able to help you here, because in isolation, they are correctly spelled words. In context, they can cause you trouble. Sure, your reader might be astute enough to understand your intended meaning. But, in a critical report or a cover letter for a job application, getting these wrong can do serious damage to your credibility. So, let this be your guide.

Possessive Pronouns:
Your
Their
Its

Subject Pronouns plus Linking Verbs:
You’re (You are)
They’re
It’s (It is)

Clues:
All the possessive pronouns are whole words.

Each word from the other group is s contraction formed by joining a subject pronoun and a linking verb (is, are). Remember that the first letter of the verb is dropped and replaced by an apostrophe. In the movie of your mind, imagine that the apostrophe is either an i or an e.

Now, let’s use them in sentences.

Your grammar is appalling.
You’re appalling for insulting my grandmother.

Their response to their grandmother’s surprise visit was very lukewarm.
They’re not going to be in her good graces when it’s time to review her will.

The will is going to be reviewed? I thought its stipulations have been finalized.
It’s not final until she’s finally gone.

Now, it’s your turn.

______________ fly is open.

Don’t you care that ______________ displaying ______________ family jewels to the public?

I don’t care if ______________ looking. ______________ reactions do not concern me at all.
______________ a shame ______________ too concerned about public opinion. ______________ not the end of the world.

In fairness to those who get these wrong, it is fairly easy to get them wrong due to ignorance, laziness, confusion, sleepiness, intoxication, tired eyes, lack of focus, or a combination of these reasons.An occasional lapse won’t terminate your career. But knowing these basic rules will go a long way in achieving clarity in your communication and presenting yourself in the best positive light to your readers.