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Toilit. I can’t remember who invented the term, or from whom I heard it first, surely one of my online book club friends. A witty and appropriate portmanteau that refers to the stuff you read within the confines of your bathroom, powder room, CR, WC, restroom, washroom, the loo, whatever you call it.

Bookworm or not, one usually needs something to read while doing the no. 2; for enthusiastic water drinkers, even the no. 1. Even in the direst of emergencies, I always have to have something to read. When outside the home, preferably in some 5-star hotel lobby rest room, I still need to have a book or a magazine with me. There’s almost always a bible in my purse, so the good book literally and spiritually saves me.

At home, there are always books close to the ceramic throne.
Here’s my stash.

Just kidding. Doing the no. 2 while my brain spurts blood through my nose is not an attractive thing and is hell for the bathroom rug cleaner.
Here’s what I really read.

Just kidding. Uhm, no I’m not. Well, kidding just a little.
Seriously, I usually take whatever I’m reading at the moment. Or I grab something from this basket where I keep a couple of short story books. I’m in the middle of 2 themed anthologies:
  • Gothic! Ten Original Dark Tales, each tale from a different author like Neil Gaiman, Garth Nix, among others, et al
  • Faith Stories, with contributions from Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Nathaniel Hawthorn, Salman Rushdie, Amy Tan, Yukio Mishima, et al.

Given the time limitation, short stories make sense, right? The basket also contains a few prayer devotional books to start the day right and one by Zig Ziglar for picker-uppper quotes for self affirmation.

There you go. So, what’s your toilit?
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28

My husband keeps on bugging me, “So how many books did you buy? So how many books did you buy?”

So here it is. I bought 28 books for only P2,080.00 at the National Book Store Book Bazaar. If you do the math, that’s P74.29 per book. That average was supposed to be lower because most of the books were from the P20, P30, P50, and P75 peso piles. But I did a last minute grab of some 200 peso fashion books. It’s Tisha’s fault for tempting me.
My friend Tisha shopped with me, and she had a shocked, or was it an exasperated look, on her face when I said “wala akong gana mag-shopping ng books.” (I don’t feel like shopping for books) while I was lugging that heavy, red basket.
Some of those are for gifts, a few for mooching away and for book swaps, but we all know I’m a selfish book bitch, so there’s a stash for my personal library as well.
I’m trying my best to stay away and not go for another round. I have tied a ball chain around my ankle. I’m on self imposed house arrest until November 29. My husband has posted APB photos of me in Market, Market and warned the guards about me. But you, you, you still have the chance to go.

Just watch out for rabid shoppers maniacally ripping the unopened boxes, filling carts and carts of books. They’re from my book club. Please bear with them — they’re sick people with weak self control and almost zero EQ.
P.S. I’ve already given one book away; that’s why there are only 27 books in the photo.
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Sarah’s Pains

Nobody admiring me
Nobody’s excited by me
Listening to Henry
Fossilizing under the drip of conversation
Living under an illusion
That allows me to forget
That I’m a bitch and a fake
paraphrased from Graham Greene’s The End of the Affair
image stolen from here.
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I Flipped the Pages of Graham Greene’s The End of the Affair

My copy:

Trade Paperback, Movie Tie-in Cover, at least it’s an orange spined Penguin edition, which kind of makes up for its being a movie tie-in cover
ISBN: 0140291091
Purchased: August 25, 2000
from National Bookstore
Read: November 20, 2010 (in time for the FFP book discussion, but in reality, I finished the last few pages the next day.)


I bought this book because I loved the movie. I watched the film at a time when I, too, was negotiating with God for matters of love, marital and otherwise.
The movie was poignant; the story, heartbreaking; and Julianne Moore was the perfect actress to play an adulteress whom one can love and forgive.
The movie set an impossible bar for my book reading to match.
I really believe it is not in the natural order of things to watch the movie before reading the book. The beauty of book reading relies much on the plot, the evolution of the story and its twists and turns, the building up of the characters — their motivations, their justifications for the things they do. Movies also need those, but the movie’s cinematography merely supplants (replaces/reinforces/contradicts) one’s imaginings derived from reading a book with somebody else’s constructed visuals.
The natural order is first, you read the book, form movies in your mind, direct the blocking, design the sets, be your own CGI creator, and cast the characters. And then, you watch the movie. To judge it against your expectations. This order extends the reading process to include some kind of affirmation of one’s imaginings, so in a way the pleasure of reading does not end after the last page. This order does not necessarily ruin the watching of the film and can even enhance the movie-watching experience because you see more deeply into the characters.
When you watch the movie first, the reading is robbed of the discovery, the surprises, and you tend to just watch out for events you’ve already seen in full color and fine detail.
But anyway, let’s go back to the book. I finally read it because it was our book club’s reading assignment for November. We had our discussion yesterday, so it’ll be hard to separate my thoughts about the novel from those that sprung from the discussion.
First off, the novel is a well loved favorite for a couple of our book club members. Couple that fact with my loving the movie, and the expectations were set too high. Graham Greene did not stand a chance. I wanted the book to be great. It was good, but it fell short of great.
Why was it good?
Everybody said it was the writing. But a well written book that does not incite something from the reader is not really all that well written. Yes, any reader can glean Greene’s mastery of his craft, but it’s not the only thing that makes it a good book.
I liked the way it incorporates a masculine and a feminine voice. The book starts with Maurice Bendrix’s narration of an affair that ended two years ago. It is the voice of somebody trying to report events while trying not to get too emotional, but fails, failing because he is too filled up with hate, love, and longing to ever sound like an impartial journalist. And then, midway through the book, his adulterous lover Sarah Miles’ journal voice takes over, explaining the whys, filling in the blanks, answering Bendrix’s angry, bitter questions.
The other thing I liked about the book is its description of an author’s life and habits. Bendrix is an author, and the novel narrates how his affair and its aftermath have disrupted his writing schedule and moods. There is talk that the novel might be autobiographical, so it’s a delicious thought that Graham Greene has given me clues on how he writes — 500 words a day, always in the morning, how some characters just obstinately won’t come to life, and how he took long walks when the writing wasn’t going well.
I also like the humanness of its characters. Every character is broken, wicked, and yes, lame. And Greene does not try to make you love them. But I love them because I know them. I’ve met these people in my life, among friends who realize that the love of our lives and the ones we marry are not always the same person. I have known people who live unaware of their unhappiness until they find a different kind of happiness elsewhere. I have felt Catholic guilt and known how God is always part of some kind of love triangle.
Another element that makes the book good is the lines.
The novel starts with: “A story has no beginning or end: arbitrarily one chooses that moment of experience from which to look back or from which to look ahead.”
And is peppered with:
“The sense of unhappiness is so much easier to convey than that of unhappiness. In misery we seem aware of our existence…”
“As long as I go on writing, yesterday is today and we are still together.”
“fossilizing under the drip of conversation.”
And is delightfully cheesified with:
“Love doesn’t end just because we don’t see each other.”
“There didn’t seem to be any other reason to be with him except to be with him.”
And I liked the part about the onion. You’ve got to read the book to know about the onion.
Why is this novel not great?
The ending. It should have ended 30 and 50 pages ago. It could have spared us the incredulity of all that saint and miracle stuff. It could have done away with that ridiculous bromancey arrangement between Henry (Sarah’s husband) and Maurice. It could have minimized the preachy god thoughts that are probably Greene’s own. The story could have ended just a little after the affair ended and let the readers figure out and process the rest.
And this is the end of the review.

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Cards and Such


I hate it when I get nice gift tags because it takes so much effort and forced detachment to write on them and give them away. So it took me a while to give this gift tag away.

My BFF Mariced created this, and it’s special to me because she knows I love dragonflies. Loving dragonflies is one of many things we have in common.

We’re also both papyvores! We squeal in delight and freak out when we get inside paper stores.

I finally decided to use the dragonfly card yesterday, and I made sure I used it as the tag for a gift for another BFF, Cindy. But not without taking a pic and immortalizing it here.

If you’re a papyvore like I am, you will love MPress Letterpress products. They’re just not pretty to look at. They’re also very tactile, because the old fashioned printing method gives it texture.

When I was a in LA, a few years back, I got the chance to try out the letterpress machine. Letterpress printing is such a sensual process — heavy metal touching bare skin; the scent of old type ink; visual stimulation in choosing the types; repetitive, rhythmic motions. I could see how that could be addictive. And why my friend, (Grammy Award Nominee) Mariced, better known as Maria, is in love with the process.
Learn more about letterpress printing by visiting MPress’s new blog. Fascinating for paper geeks. I love the first post — the story of her gorgeous 2009 calendar. I’m never going to throw mine away.
And here is where you order.

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Certifiable Nerd



Congratulate me! Today, I kicked my procrastinating habit.

Only 2 days after my entry was published in Philippine Star’s National Book Store promo, I headed over to their Marketing office at Pioneer Street and claimed my gift checks!

For a moment, I entertained the thought that I would save those GCs for a rainy day, or when I have completed a judiciously compiled list of books I really want/need to have. But, because I am no longer a procrastinator (I am so proud of the new me), I wasted no time in going to the bookstore and buying something I’ve been lusting for for months.

This.

Franklin MWD 1500, Advanced Dictionary & Thesaurus.

This is an upgrade from my original target model (MWD 460) and almost double the price. So this pretty much ate up my winnings. But this one has 400,000 definitions, as opposed to MWD 460’s 274,000. Plus MWD is Advanced (for grades 9 and up), while the obviously inferior MWD 450 is only for grades 6 and up. I have no idea what value that adds to my life, but it sounds so much more impressive, doesn’t it?

My new toy takes the place of seven books — Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary, Merriam-Webster’s Guide to Punctuation and Style, Franklin’s Thesaurus, a comprehensive Grammar Guide, Biographical and Geographical dictionary extracts from Merriam-Webster’s Collegiate Dictionary Eleventh Edition, and even a 5-language Translator. Whew! So powerful, it feels like a penile extension!

And that means I don’t have to lug around that 12-pound dictionary in my purse anymore. Goodbye, backaches.
Hello, new and wonderful toy.

By the way, it also has word games like Hangman, Anagrams, Word Builder, etc.

When I was just shopping around for one, I decided on the Franklin models because the other brands did not have a pronunciation feature. And that was a deal breaker. Every once in a while, I suffer mild amnesia and I forget how the word implacable is pronounced, so I really, really need that feature.

So, I better end this entry so I can play with my new toy.

Thank you, National Bookstore! I love you so much; if I had kids, they’d be named Naty and Onal.

This blog post and how I decided to splurge my gift checks just earned me the right to be called Nerdette. Thanks, Mike, for the new nick. By the way, the word butyraceous is not part of the 400k. Dang. Imaginary penis just got shorter.
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Philstarred.

Talk about procrastination. The last time I joined National Book Store’s My Favorite Book Contest was back in 2003 when I wrote about Lonely Planet Philippines. Back then, I told myself that it was a great way to earn free books and that I would submit an entry every year.

Fast forward to the second to the last month of 2010. I finally got round to submitting another entry. There’s no accounting for the 6 years in between.
Chosen contest entries get published in the Sunday Lifestyle section of Philippine Star. Weekly winners get gift certificates to National Book Store. I haven’t received my prize yet, but I have already used them up in the shopping mall of my mind.
You still have a few weeks to participate if you want to. And let’s hope they continue this promotion for 2011 and many more years.
Here’s my entry: http://www.philstar.com/Article.aspx?articleId=627669&publicationSubCategoryId=86
Some sentences seem to have wrong syntax because the editors took away my em-dashes. I wonder what they have against dashes.
PS: I was reading the old post about Lonely Planet Philippines. Ngark! I spelled palate as palette and couch as coach. How embarrassing.
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I Flipped the Pages of Bill Bryson’s African Diary

Photography by Jenny Matthews


My copy:

Hardbound Pocketbook
ISBN 0767915062
Purchased: August 7, 2010
from National Bookstore Greenbelt
Read: October 26, 2010

In 2002, CARE International commissioned travel writer Bill Bryson to write about a trip to Kenya, where they visited CARE communities. His musings were published in a pocket sized hardbound book. It was a fundraiser of sorts — all book sale proceeds, plus the author’s royalties, were coursed through CARE International to implement poverty alleviating projects all over the world.

Bill Bryson chronicles his eight days visiting places like Kibera, the biggest slum in Nairobi; and Kisumu, Kenya’s poorest city. It would have been tempting for any writer to be patronizing or preachy, writing about the experience with extreme poignancy, riddling the piece with cliches about hope amidst poverty.
But Bill Bryson is not any writer. He narrates with abundant wit a journey that had him in a train that’s part of a fleet that had “a tradition of killing its passengers” and a light aircraft that they were certain would send them to their violent deaths. Several times, I found myself chuckling out loud.

His honest and comical disclosures about his expectations being inspired by the movie, Out of Africa, and then his apprehensions about the dangers of visiting the country (bandits, beggar kids rubbing feces on their faces, etc.) were more about poking fun at himself than disparaging the country. Bryson ably balanced humor with relevant insight, while peppering the piece with quick descriptions of Africa’s beautiful scenery and wildlife.
With his wry sense of humor, sharp observation, and engaging storytelling, Bill Bryson is the travel writer I want to be.
The main drawback of the book is its brevity — only 49 pages plus a few more pages for information about CARE.
Though Bryson shared some specific, inspiring examples of the people he met, of how a micro-finance project for women is changing lives and brining in hope, this piece is merely a rippling of the surface. No time nor space for intelligent discourse on poverty and corruption here. A reflection of CARE’s mindset: ” It’s not about spending huge amounts of money, but about spending smaller amounts intelligently.”
Bringing this to a personal level — I read that just before the hostage incident here in Manila, Leonardo di Caprio was supposed to come to the country, stay in one of our plush resorts for a week, and be paid a million dollars to give this country a better reputation. I wish somebody had thought of bringing Bill Bryson or some other intelligent travel writer here instead. We don’t need to tell other people how beautiful our country and its people are, because that is just stating the obvious. What we need is somebody to present a balanced view that includes, and not clumsily hides, poverty, corruption, and other ills but balances all that with a message of hope, not just in miracles, but in the ability of the people to do something about their lot. But that requires positive change amonth the leaders and the citizens. Then, maybe we can start believing our own publicity.
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The Flippers Visit the Basilica de San Sebastian

Ken Follett’s The Pillars of the Earth is an astounding work of about a thousand pages. It is about the building of a cathedral in medieval Europe. It was the Flippers’ book for our October bookdiscussion.
Last Saturday, October 23, 2010, we started the day with our pre-activity — a tour of the Basilica de San Sebastian. The 2-hour tour gave us a breathtaking view of beautifully designed church and also lent visuals to the text we just read. I’ll let the slide show tell the story.
After the tour, we headed to SM Manila for lunch at Shakey’s. Then we hopped over to Caffe Ti Amo for gelatos and the book discussion. There’s a slide show for that as well.
Sorry, I’m still figuring out how to organize my photos on Flickr, so I can’t use the gadget function to post the slide show directly on this blog. I’m going to figure that out sometime this century. Promise. In the meantime, just follow the links:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/islandhopper_chronicles/sets/72157625246731840/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/islandhopper_chronicles/sets/72157625247376830/
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Mayfly


Gossamer wings
Showing things
Behind and underneath
Filtering light
Blurring colors
But not concealing
Just hinting
Revealing more than what they’re hiding
But where is the mayfly
Is it there
Is it real
Is it something
Of is it just what is behind it
Does it disappear to what is beneath
Gossamer wings flitting
Blending
Disappearing
Diminishing to nothing


(Haven’t written poetry in a while. Rusty.)

In response to a prompt from Every Photo Tells a Story.
Photo by Rizo Tarum